Ten Things You Can Say to a White Person Upon First Meeting:
- How much white are you?
- I’m part white myself, you know.
- I learned all your people’s ways in the Boy Scouts.
- My great-great-grandmother was a full-blooded white-Canadian princess.
- Funny, you don’t look white.
- Where’s your powdered wig and knickers?
- Do you live in a covered wagon?
- What’s the meaning behind the square dance?
- What’s your feeling about riverboat casinos? Do they really help your people, or are they just a short-term fix?
- Oh, wow! I really love your hair! Can I touch it?
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